[8:49:51 PM] timaeusTestified: “my girlfriend seems bored with our dates”

“shes probably a feminist you beta dump her. and givve me her number”

[8:50:03 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: wwe can fix that

[8:50:40 PM] timaeusTestified: sollux tries to troll

[8:51:35 PM] timaeusTestified: “our 2chool adviice column ii2 a piiece of 2hiit, what do we do?”

“givve him his girlfriend back. or make out wwith him, your movve.”

[8:47:02 PM] timaeusTestified: eridan totally writes the school advice column

[8:47:05 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: it’s been a while

[8:47:06 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: yES

[8:47:13 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: it’s terrible

[8:47:14 PM] timaeusTestified: and gamzee sends in letters all of the time

[8:47:38 PM] timaeusTestified: “i GoT a CrUsH…” etc etc

“grab his butt. touch the butt, do it”

[8:47:54 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: the column is terrbile but they dont cut it because it takes up page space an everyone is terrible at selling ads

[8:48:20 PM] timaeusTestified: “it’s not molestation if he cant say no wwith your tongue in his mouth”

[8:48:24 PM] timaeusTestified: gamzee is just regularly horrified

[8:48:40 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: eridan has no experience in this field at all

[8:48:42 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: he just gets like

[8:48:46 PM] timaeusTestified: none wwhatesoevver

[8:48:46 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: copies of maxin

[8:48:50 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: maxim

[8:48:54 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: and

[8:48:59 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: uses that info

[9:39:26 PM] timaeusTestified: beardbent kanaya does gamzee’s nails all the time

[9:39:33 PM] timaeusTestified: because they are atrocious otherwise

[9:39:36 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: ahaha totally

[9:39:43 PM] timaeusTestified: so now he has the prettiest purple nails

[9:39:46 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: she has to give him manipedis

[9:40:25 PM] timaeusTestified: sometimes he’s like “wHeReS tHe NaIl ArT sHiT gEt Me SuM pOlKa DoTs”

[9:40:52 PM] timaeusTestified: this is turning outfar too cute just human gam walking around with a tinkerbell shirt and purple polka dotted nails

[9:40:58 PM] timaeusTestified: 2 kawaii 4 u

[9:41:09 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: kawaii life

[7:41:15 PM] timaeusTestified: graverobber ala repo! the genetic opera was the guy (besides tavros duh) who made gamzee realize he was gay

[7:41:49 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: ahahaa

[7:42:02 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: kanaya totes had that crush on vriska at first

[7:45:22 PM] timaeusTestified: he’d watch the movie and wonder why “GRAAAAAAAAAAVES” made him feel tingly.

[7:46:02 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: make his ochinchin feel funny

[7:46:06 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: and make is kokoro go doki doki

[7:46:22 PM] timaeusTestified: “KaNzErZ wHaT’s It MeAn WhEn I wAnNa KiSs ThIs GuY oN tHe FaCe?”

[7:46:33 PM] timaeusTestified: Yes yes made his kokoro go doki doki

[7:37:54 PM] timaeusTestified: Omg

[7:37:58 PM] timaeusTestified: Canon

[7:38:02 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: he like

[7:38:03 PM] timaeusTestified: Cutie bwahhh

[7:38:12 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: doesn’t think he can walk backwards

[7:38:13 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: like

[7:38:15 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: he TRIES

[7:38:21 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: but is so uncoordinated that he just FALLS OVER

[7:38:24 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: SOMEHOW

[7:38:27 PM] timaeusTestified: He falls over

[7:39:07 PM] timaeusTestified: Kanaya just stares at him

[7:39:14 PM] timaeusTestified: Refuses to help him up

[7:39:20 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: Gamzee

How Is That Even Possible

[7:39:26 PM] timaeusTestified: Even when he makes puppy whimpers at her

[7:39:46 PM] timaeusTestified: He doesnt to the puppy whimpers on purpose they just

[7:39:46 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: i just said “aww precious baby” out loud to no one

[9:14:03 PM] timaeusTestified: he gets stuck under the bed

[9:14:13 PM] timaeusTestified: it’s tragically hilarious

[9:14:20 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: he like

[9:14:21 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: cant figure out how to get out

[9:14:31 PM] timaeusTestified: backing up just doesnt

[9:14:35 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: like he dosnt think he can do that

[9:14:36 PM] timaeusTestified: come up in his mind at all

[9:15:01 PM] timaeusTestified: Gamzee Just Back Up

ThE fUcK yOu ThInK i Is, A mOtHeRfUcKiN wIzArD??

[9:15:12 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: she just pulls him out

[9:15:16 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: gamzee thinks she’s like a

[9:15:17 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: demon

[9:15:20 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: or boogeyman

[9:15:24 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: or something

[9:15:37 PM] timaeusTestified: kanaya’s parents are outside the locked door

[9:15:43 PM] timaeusTestified: wonderin what the fuck’s going on

[9:15:47 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: think they’re goin at it

[9:15:58 PM] timaeusTestified: and why kanaya’s boyfriend is screaming about demons

[9:16:03 PM] timaeusTestified: oh

[9:16:07 PM] timaeusTestified: same thing whatever

[9:16:19 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: what’s 

kanaya’s parental situation

[9:16:28 PM] timaeusTestified: hmm

[9:16:29 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: i always liked

virgin mother grub as a single mom

[9:16:34 PM] timaeusTestified: yaeh

[9:16:36 PM] timaeusTestified: same

[9:05:17 PM] timaeusTestified: “HaHaHaHa KaNz WhErE tHe FuCk’S yOuR sHiRt, Do YoU nEeD hElP fInDiN’ It YoU sIlLy BiTcH. AlWaYs LoSiN’ sHiT, i’Ll HeLp. :O)”

“Gamzee Get Out”

she says as he tries to crawl under her bed

[9:05:25 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: fsdghh

[9:05:44 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: Gamzee N-

Actually 

Thats Actually Better

Than Looking At Me

[9:05:46 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: closes door

[9:05:48 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: locks it

[8:58:34 PM] timaeusTestified: so

[8:58:49 PM] timaeusTestified: uou think beardbent gamzee like ever walked in on kanaya while she was changing

[8:58:53 PM] timaeusTestified: and just like

[8:58:59 PM] timaeusTestified: did not understand why she was screaming at him

[8:59:01 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: omg

[8:59:02 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: he has no sense

[8:59:07 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: of personal space

[8:59:20 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: or shame

ferallelogram:

[8:44:10 PM] timaeusTestified: Gamzee What Are You Doing With That Boombox

I’m PrAcTiCiN fOr WhEn I gO aNd SiNg UnDeR tAvBrO’s WiNdOw Ok TeLl Me WhAt YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNk

[8:44:24 PM] timaeusTestified: dAmN yOuS a SeXy BiTc—

Stop

[8:41:56 PM] timaeusTestified: sexy bitch is like gamzee’s favorite song ive decided this

[8:42:05 PM] timaeusTestified: besides everything by nicki minaj

[8:42:30 PM] timaeusTestified: he sings it to himself al lthe time

[8:42:34 PM] timaeusTestified: and to inanimate objects

[8:42:46 PM] timaeusTestified: like he’s holding a paintbrush

[8:42:50 PM] tipsyGnostalgic: ahahaha

[8:42:53 PM] timaeusTestified: DaMn YoU a SeXy BiTcH

[8:44:10 PM] timaeusTestified: Gamzee What Are You Doing With That Boombox

I’m PrAcTiCiN fOr WhEn I gO aNd SiNg UnDeR tAvBrO’s WiNdOw Ok TeLl Me WhAt YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNk

[8:44:24 PM] timaeusTestified: dAmN yOuS a SeXy BiTc—

Stop